Friday, October 5, 2007

Lost Spoilers: Season 4

This is a Lost Spoilers blog update for Lost Season 4 on ABC TV. The loooooooooooong Lost hiatus is midway through at this time with Lost Season 4 to start in Winter 2008. Lots of location shooting is going on in Hawaii. One definite Season 4 Lost spoiler is that Sawyer and Kate ... oh, and Jack too, keep the romantic tension, but that's just a Lost Season 4 guess, but as much as guaranteed, lol.

As readers of this Lost Spoilers blog have known for a long time(or more correctly the predecessor Lost clues and Lost spoilers blogs at LostExposed.com), or at least suspected, Oceanic flight 815 was shot down by the smoke monster. There was some interesting Lost spoilers tribute coming in from Chuck on NBC TV this week. In a bid to attract Lost viewers, Chuck let on that "Oceanic flight 815 was shot down" - as he download CIA secrets. That's not really confirmation that 815 really went down that way, since Chuck is on a rival network and he cannot possibly have inside information. However it does show that Chuck reads this blog ;)

Lost Spoilers Blog Fan
Lost Spoilers Fan



Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Some More Finale Lost Spoilers

With the Lost Schedule for season 3 winding down to the Season finale a day from now, we've decided to post a few more of the Lost Spoilers or foilers ;) floating around for this episode, which is Season 3, Ep. 23 and Ep. 22 of Lost on ABC.

Here is the sharp new new UK Lost spoilers preview from SkyTV:



Remember the season finale gives tribute to Alice In Wonderland as the title suggests, going "Through the Looking Glass". Understanding what that means - as discussed in one of our earlier season finale spoilers posts - will be a key to understanding and really appreciating the impact of this clever season finale from the Lost creators. While you watch the season finale, remember that and enjoy.

For those rooting for a Sawyer-Kate relationship with a cozy house behind a white picket fence, you were destined to be disappointed. Despite disbelief, this really is not new news, as we reported it last February in the Lost Clues for Episode 9 and in January in one of the Hiatus Lost Spoilers articles. In the season finale the Lost spoilers are that Kate winds up in the same place as Jack in the end, sort of. Where? We'll definitely see that by the end of the episode, and it will give a lot of fodder for discussion later of this Jack-centric episode.

Sawyer is in a dark, but decisive space in the season 3 finale, and is not too friendly, to Mr. Friendly. And, remember, Ben aka Fake Henry Gale does lie.

A final finale Lost spoilers clip has been released. This is the scene where Sawyer decides to go back to try to assist and rescue some of the captured beach Lostaways:


Provided by DoctorArzt



Time to watch, have fun, record, enjoy ...

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Lost Spoilers: Season 1 Finale - Through The Looking Glass

This is the Lost Spoilers blog on the Lost Season 3 finale, entitled, "Through The Looking Glass" - season 3, episodes 22 and 23 of Lost on ABC TV. Well, that's mostly true. In honor of the Lost schedule making the season finale a double episode, we'll have a double Lost Spoilers blog for this episode. So, this is part 1 ...

There are a lot of rumours, foilers and theories floating around about this episode, creating the big buzz buzz buzz Lost does this time of year. So, we could say the marketing gurus atop the ABC TV tower are doing their job admirably ...

One thing we can say for sure, the longing glance Kate gives Jack in the ABC Lost spoilers sneak peak at the season finale of Lost really means something, and so does Jack's "I love you" in the preview.

In the sneak peak, the losties are getting ready for the battle of Lost island with the evil Others. Sayid and Jack go man to man with a hearty handshake, rousing music in the background, as Jack leads the masses of survivors up the beach to the radio tower. Sayid is ready to sacrifice his life shooting out the dynamite to secure a rescue:



The Canadian Lost spoilers preview from CTV shows that something went wrong with the plan. Although the Others cult commandos ran into the trap, and it worked at least partially, Rose exclaims there were supposed to be three explosions. Yet in reality there were just two.



In one of the USA Lost spoilers previews, we saw Sayid a prisoner of the Others. Ben though is apologetic, as if he needs for the first time to explain his evil actions, saying everything he did was "for the island". The Lost spoilers are that Locke and the Others are opposing Ben's hypnotic power over the Others cult and his lame excuse was not working. The Others will be surprised to learn that the Looking Glass Dharma station actually is a jamming facility that Ben had used all along to block communications with the outside world. Subverting rescue not only of the Losties, but also subverting the mobility and freedom of the Others as well. This will be a scene setter for season 3.



As discussed in the Lost Spoilers clues blog for "Greatest Hits", Charlie is captured ... and does not make it home. R.I.P. Naomi and Patchy have confrontations and do not make it off the island either.



More on the way, check back soon ...


Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Lost Spoilers and Clues: Season 3, Episode 21 - Charlies Greatest Hits and Season Finale spoilers

The Lost schedule is winding up to the grand finale of Lost Season 3, on ABC TV. This is the Lost Spoilers clues blog for the "Greatest Hits" episode. Greatest Hits set the stage for the season finale, entitled "Through the Looking Glass". Here are some of the main points of the Greatest Hits episode and some spoilers for the season finale next week.

Already we posted a lot of Lost spoilers for Through the Looking Glass, a two hour episode (Season 3, episodes 22 and 23)... and come back later this week for a lot more.

Lost Spoilers - Charlie - Greatest Hits Spoilers
It was fun, Charlie

As readers of this blog knew from the earlier article, Charlie does not die, but Desmond does not lie. How do you reconcile those two contradictory statements. After all, Greatest Hits opens with Desmond predicting that Charlie must die. Yet, he doesn't. When he gets down to the Looking Glass Hatch, it was not flooded as expected. Instead it definitely was habitable, and fully inhabited at that ... by hostile Others with guns. The episode ends with that stunning revelation. So does that mean that Charlie lives, and Desmond lies? No.

Greatest Hits was a fitting tribute to Charlie and what he contributed to the development of the Lost mythology. Five of the greatest moments of Charlie's life in the Charlie flashback - his greatest hits. But Charlie's contract has not been renewed. Greatest Hits was but a stage setter for the Lost season finale in Through the Looking Glass. The Lost spoilers are that Charlie does not make it to the end. Sorry Charlie.

Captain Jack has another of his unrealistic plans. He trusts Juliet completely and persuades the other Losties to follow along. Sayid also has developed a rescue plan. So the two plans are set in motion, Sayid's over Jack's initial opposition. Jack devises the battle plan, with the stunning reappearance of Bernard and Rose, who have been lost in Lost season 3. As we saw coming attractions, Jack's plan does not work as he expected. A lot of Losties are captured. But does Ben really have the unqualified support of his Others cult? No.

It turns out Jack already had brought in Danielle Rousseau for backup, and she has been retrieving dynamite from the wreck of the Black Rock. That is the same place Locke held Sawyer and his still-alive father in "The Brig", season 3, episode 19. Remember the surreal scene when Rousseau walked in on Locke, said Hi, and then turned around and walked out with a box of dynamite? She was bringing it for the ambush plotted by Jack. Unfortunately, Jack did not help her carry the dynamite, and when Karl comes to warn that the attack is a day earlier than Juliet believed, Jack's plan is in tatters. No way to detonate the dynamite, except by using sharpshooters.

Hi, just here for a box of dynamite.

They plant the explosives in three tents marked as containing women to be kidnapped by Ben and his not-so-merry band of Others marauders. A lot of Others will be lost, even though not all explode. The battle is on.

As for Sayid's plan, the key is to get the radio brought by Naomi the parachutist working. However, Ben is jamming transmissions via the Looking Glass Dharma station underwater. Desmond and Sayid know how to find it - using the beached cable. Finally we learn its significance. Charlie and Desmond head out to disable the interference. Of course that is when Charlie is surprised to find both air and hostile others. He leaves his legacy in Desmond's pocket.

Here is the short ABC TV trailer for the season finale. Not much in the way of spoilers in it, except to confirm the scene is set for the battle of Lost island between the Others and the Jack-led beach Lostaways:




Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Lost Spoilers: "Greatest Hits" and the Grand Finale

This is the Lost Spoilers blog for Lost, episode 21, season 3, on ABC TV. Some grand finale - episode 22 and 23 Lost spoilers mixed in too.

The Lost schedule now is catapulting its way to to the grand finale for Season 3, in "Through the Looking Glass" - which is a two hour extravaganza, making it Season 3, episodes 22 and 23. Greatest Hits and Through the Looking Glass are the three pieces of the grand finale. Greatest Hits set the stage and Through the Looking Glass brings the rousing conclusion. The Lost spoilers here - in a season that had some ups and downs, the finale actually is rousing, and will leave us anxious for the return of the sixteen episode season 4.

All the pieces are in place for the climactic battle between the good beach Losties, and the evil Others. And what is the Looking Glass? ... read on. Spoilers ahead, of course, after all this is the Lost Spoilers Blog.

Alice and the Red Queen, Lost inspiration:

'I don't understand you,' said Alice. 'It's dreadfully
confusing!'

'That's the effect of living backwards,' the Queen said kindly:
'it always makes one a little giddy at first--'

'Living backwards!' Alice repeated in great astonishment. 'I
never heard of such a thing!'

'--but there's one great advantage in it, that one's memory
works both ways.'

The Looking Glass is a new undersea Dharma station, which will be introduced. And the final episode is aptly named "Through The Looking Glass", meaning going through the new Looking Glass Station - with inspiration by Lewis Carroll's children's classic sequel to Alice in Wonderland, namely, Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There. Here, in the Lost universe, we will go through the looking glass and see what is there - different rules and the unexpected. In Lewis Carroll's classic, time runs backwards ... makes you think, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

The Lost Spoilers are that everyone's perspective on Lost will change after the end of the Through the Looking Glass finale. It will be game changing - as the inner sanctum at ABC tells us. We know it, and are going to limit some of the details ... maybe ... you'll see.

Now on to some more Lost Spoilers for "Greatest Hits". This episode has a Charlie flashback. Charlie is a musician, hence his Greatest Hits. Does Charlie die? Desmond uses his crystal ball and says definitely Charlie will die exploring the flooded Looking Glass hatch. The Lost spoilers are that Desmond does not lie, but it does not happen in Greatest Hits.

Do you remember the Desmond flashback in "Flashes Before Your Eyes", season 3, episode 8 - in February? Desmond runs into Charlie in London. Charlie is a street performer, and Desmond confronts him. The Lost spoilers are that we will be back to that time again, but from Charlie's perspective.

A lot of clips are floating around the Internet for the Greatest Hits episode. First, here is ABC's Lost Spoilers promo clip for the episode. The battle lines are drawn and Ben is leading the Others into battle, and Jack, Kate's love, is leading the Losties:


A sneak peak of the Losties trekking across the island. Juliet confesses she has been a spy, and the Others are coming back for the pregnant women. Jack formulates a plan for a Losties counter-attack - "We're gonna blow them all to hell".



ABC TV has its usual cryptic Lost Spoilers press release for Greatest Hits:

While Jack devises a plan to do away with the Others once and for all, Sayid uncovers a flaw in the Others' system that could lead to everyone's rescue. But it requires Charlie to take on a dangerous task that may make Desmond's premonition come true.


Jack devises the counter-attack, and Charlie goes on the mission.



Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Lost Spoilers Blog Clues: The Man Behind the Curtain, Season 3, Episode 20

This is the Lost Spoilers clues blog for Lost Season 3, Ep. 20 - The Man Behind the Curtain. What is behind the title, of course the Wizard of Oz. Lost, being Lost it is not so straightforward, giving us lots to ponder for the future.


We know the future of course and it has 48 episodes spread over seasons 4, 5, and 6 of Lost TV on ABC. The ABC top echelon wanted to run Lost for as long as possible. After all, as one of the world's most watched TV shows, the Lost series is very valuable. The creators on the other hand only wanted two more seasons to spin their tale, the Lost tale. The compromise? Two seasons of episodes (48), but spread out over three mini-seasons. Lost now will be an "event" program, like a long mini-series.

Don't call me Jacob

As for The Man Behind the Curtain, the Lost spoilers clue is it is Ben not "Jacob". Locke showed he was bad on Mikhail the Russian soldier, beating him to a pulp. However, Ben was badder. You would think Locke would know not to turn his back on Ben, but he did and it was all over, almost. The Lost spoilers say, Locke will be back because the island, and Jacob, love him. Or is it Ben's other Other personality ;) Here is Bonnie Covel's Ben / Jacob Lost Theory.

Actually, the Lost Spoilers blog clue here is, Jacob is and was very real, and very powerful. He also is in some ways controlled or limited Ben. After all, when Jacob was having his tantrum over Locke's bright flashlight (it is dark in that house), Ben, like a jailer or a parent admonished Jacob that he had "enough fun". Ben has some control, but not total control. Ben desperately needed to know the message Jacob got to Locke, "Help me". Not total control.

Locke is a dire threat to Ben's control over the Others cult. Locke challenged Ben in front of all the other Others, and they simply looked on, if not silently rooting for Locke, who they know is very special.

Alternatively of course, Ben could really is the psycho he appears to be - with a dual personality disorder.

Readers of this blog have known forever that Ben lies. Now we know he murdered his own father in cold blood (meet Roger Work Man, the partying skeleton in Hurley's hippie bus), murdered his Dharma teachers, and murdered all the people he grew up with. The hostiles - they took over the Dharma camp.

Penny Widmore spoilers, Lost thories: Penny returns and is aligned with the murdered Dharma-ites.

Kate of course still loves Jack, and cannot keep a secret from him, even with Juliet on the scene. Poor Sawyer.


Thursday, April 26, 2007

Lost Spoilers - The Brig, Season 3, Episode 19

This is the Lost Spoilers blog for "The Brig", episode 19 of season 3 of Lost TV on ABC.
Coming attractions: Team Locke-Sawyer versus Team Jack-Juliette.

With the schedule moving inexorably towards the grand finale, we received some tantalizing set up in Lost TV Episode 18, D.O.C., or date of conception. OK, Naomi the parachutist said to patchy that she is not alone. Who else is with her? They will be important players for sure. What about Oceanic Flight 815, the plane that crashed on the island with the Losties? In a carefully worded tidbit Naomi reveals that its wreckage was found and no survivors. The Lost spoilers are that pieces of the plane were found, with the black box, an Others cover up, and no survivors were found... there were some dead bodies, after all a lot of remains landed in the ocean, and for those not found, just presumed missing or unrecoverable.

Danielle Rousseau is back

Now, on with the Lost spoilers for "The Brig". This is a pivotal episode for Locke, as he confronts yet again his father, Anthony Cooper. The Locke flashbacks do not flash very far back, just to the events of Locke on the Lost island and what happened in his interactions with the Others after leaving Jack, Juliette, and Kate. Ben tantalizes Locke as he doles out some more information on Cooper, the inhabitant of the magic box (figuratively speaking). Locke kidnaps Cooper but finds he cannot pull the trigger to kill the source of his misery, so he enlists Sawyer's help. The start of the new Team Locke-Sawyer, important as we wind to the grand Lost Season 3 finale. The Lost Spoilers also will involve some more startling revelations from Team Naomi the parachutist.

Wake up, I have a file to show you.

The official Lost Spoilers press release from ABC TV:

A newly focused Locke breaks away from the Others in an attempt to persuade Sawyer to help rid them of a great nemesis that has caused nothing but pain in both of their lives.

Locke wants to kill Cooper, and Cooper has scammed Sawyer as well.
Meanwhile, a new island inhabitant discloses some shocking information about Oceanic Flight 815.

Team Naomi.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

D.O.C. Lost Spoilers, Season 3, Ep. 18

D.O.C. is the name of Lost Season 3, Episode 18. These are the Lost spoilers for the upcoming episode of Lost on ABC television.

As for Lost's Episode 17, Catch 22, not much there - a set-up for things to come. After all, who is the jumper who fell from the sky? Why did she have the famous Desmond - Penny photo? Did anyone else notice in the Penny scenes... Penny has that same ambiguous smile as Juliet the Other. That's the spoilers hint. Something is up with Penny. If Lost is keeping with reality ;) then there must be inhabited land near the Lost island - or a helicopter launch ship nearby. Helicopters usually do not have thousands of miles of range.

On Sawyer-Jack-Juliet-Kate: As readers of this blog have known for months, Sawyer and Kate have a dysfunctional relationship. Kate finally realized she will not get her true love Jack, at least for now. After all Juliet the Other has his heart. So she goes for a rebound roll on the ground with Sawyer, always willing. Sawyer knows what is going on and calls her out... but he Cowboys up and let's Kate know she just has to ask.

Now on with the spoilers for Lost episode 18, DOC. This episode has a Jin and Sun flashback. The initials "D.O.C." stand for "date of conception" and Lost returns to the theme of pregnancy in this episode as finally Sun's pregnancy is explored. Some more of Sun's secrets pre-island are revealed.

The trailer focuses on Sun's wondering about her future, since Juliet claims that pregnant women die on the Lost island. The not so Lost spoiler is, Juliet lies, Ben lies.

Here is the U.S. Lost spoilers promo trailer, this time with Italian subtitles:



From the ABC Lost spoilers press release for the episode:

After discovering that all of 'The Others' ' pregnant women die before giving birth on the island, ... Sun allows Juliet to examine her -- and uncovers the identity of the unborn child's father. Meanwhile, Desmond allows an unlikely nemesis to help save the life of a new, mysterious island inhabitant.





Thursday, April 12, 2007

Lost Spoilers: Catch 22, Season 3, Episode 17

On with Contender's Lost Spoilers for "Catch 22" - or let's learn more about Desmond and Penny, Lost TV show Season 3, Episode 17 on ABC.

Oh, first about "One of Us", episode 16. Wasn't that great? Hey Jack, wake up dude, Juliet's an Other. We also got the big spoilers clue on what is making Juliet sooooo cold. Remember when she cocked the gun and put it to Kate's head? Her eyes were cold. Now we learned why. The beach Losties - at least the tail section component and their captured beach Losties, killed Goodwin, her boyfriend. One of us was all about her confidence game, conning the Losties into accepting her as "one of us". Another spoiler is, they will catch on. Maybe not perpetually clueless Jack anyway, after all he thinks he sees virtue in her eyes.

Now on to Catch 22. Lost Spoilers ahead... A great name for a Lost episode, damned if you do damned if you don't. A Catch 22. This is a Desmond flashback episode and the drive to the Season 3 finale is taking us to where Season 2 left off, Desmond and Penny. And what about the Brazilians at the glacier monitoring station? And yes, for those breathlessly waiting to have more of Jack-Kate, oh... I mean Sawyer-Kate... you will love Catch 22. Kate gets her rolling on the ground rebound fling with Josh Hollaway aka Sawyer. Sawyer, having learned a bit of humility does the right thing. Locke is back too. Locke, meet ground.

Here is the ABC promo trailer, with Spanish subtitles, for the episode in case you missed it.



The official spoilers press release from ABC television:

Desmond coaxes Charlie, Hurley, and Jin on a trek across the jungle after experiencing one of his future-prophesizing "flashes" -- but is he purposely placing Charlie's life in harm's way? Meanwhile, Kate turns to an unwitting Sawyer after seeing Jack alone with Juliet.

The other theme of this episode is Desmond's ability to see Charlie's future.


Thursday, April 5, 2007

Lost Spoilers and Clues - "Left Behind", Season 3 Episodes 15 and 16

This is the Lost Spoilers blog clues and spoilers from Left Behind, Lost season 3, ep. 15 from ABC TV. Lost now enters a new cycle with Jack the fearless leader of the Losties returning. And he has a plan, let's all move back to the nice homes and pool hall in the Others' now abandoned community. Oh no, that's our plan, Jack's plan is to take Juliet his new girlfriend back to the Losties beach, just what Ben wanted.

Sawyer goes cumbaya

This was a relationships episode, for the relationships season 3 of Lost. Now what about Kate spoilers? This episode was Kate-centric. Kate was handcuffed to Juliet literally, and in the flasbhack, figuratively to her past sins, and Cassidy.

Kate finally came to the realization that she never will get Jack, who is her true love. No spoilers there. It was harsh reality time locked up to Juliet. Jack told her never to return because he knew about Kate's fling in the cage with Sawyer, all courtesy of Others vision - the Others' spy camera system. Kate had no idea about it, but Juliet, dislocated shoulder and all, had no problem telling her. Juliet also knew that when Kate finally got back to Jack, Jack had another surprise - his new found attachment to Juliet.

Locke joined the Others. No surprise there.

Why can't the smoke monster just climb or fly over the fence post like Kate/Sayid/Rousseau did? Hmmmmmmm. Can you imagine it, another plot hole. It was neat special effects magic when smokey went bump, like he hit a glass wall.

Sawyer was conned by Hurley to be nice to everyone in this episode. Pretty neat. There also was another con going on in the flashback.

Now for the big spoiler reveal, known only to the super secret vast network of spoiler spies at the Lost Spoilers blog, and our legions of readers: remember Sawyer's girlfriend Cassidy, who may be the mother of his child? That was Kate's girl-buddy in crime in the flashback. She was pregnant then, so place the flashback a few years before Sawyer's time in jail. Cassidy works a con with Kate to get Kate's mom isolated in the bathroom, for a discussion with Kate. Kate is stunned to find mom unrepentant in her fury over Kate's murder of dear old dad. Juxtapose that with Kate's advice to Cassidy to call the police and have her yet unnamed boyfriend (Sawyer) put in jail. Cassidy seems to reject that idea fearing Sawyer will hate her forever. The spoilers are and the con is that Kate will be the one to get Sawyer arrested.

Kate has discovered a lot of guilt on the island. To Jack, her love, for ruining his chance to escape the island. To Sawyer, for the yet unseen circumstances leading to his arrest, and also for his capture and mistreatment by the others, hence her guilt relationship with Sawyer.

A Lost spoilers preview for episode 16, "One Of Us" is that captain Jack returns with Juliet to the beach. The Losties are stunned Jack brought back an Others spy. That Juliet is running a con is obvious to everyone but Jack. As for Kate, she now can go back to her guilt and rebound fling with Sawyer. Poor Sawyer, or is it lucky Sawyer? You be the judge.



Thursday, March 29, 2007

Lost Spoilers: Left Behind, Season 3, Episode 15

It feels like the Lost season is just getting down to business now. We are seeing the benefits of the rewrites and re-direction that took place last Fall, as the episodes go back to the classic Lost forumula of dishing intelligent mystery and character development.

This is the Lost Spoilers Blog spoilers entry for "Left Behind", Lost Season 3, Episode 15, from ABC TV.

Wasn't the line inserted into Expose' pretty funny, the one about Kate's two boyfriends? Juliet taunts Kate about that in Left behind, that Kate broke Jack's heart, and that is why he told her to never come back for him. He did not want to have to deal with all the Kate drama. So what does she do? Well of course, she went back for him because Jack is her true love, even if Sawyer is fun for her fling. Poor Sawyer alone on the beach. Rebound anyone?

The preview spoilers clip for Left behind focuses on that Juliet-Kate interaction and the ensuing fist fight:




Left Behind is a Kate flashback episode. The official spoilers press release from ABC gives the usual cryptic spoilers hints:

After discovering that one of her own has betrayed her to "The Others," Kate is left to fend for herself in the jungle with Juliet. Meanwhile, Hurley warns Sawyer to change his selfish ways and make amends with his fellow survivors or he may face a vote of banishment.


The spoiler is that Sawyer will not be banished. No fear dude. However, given how hopeless the beach Losties are, would banishment be all that bad?


Wednesday, March 28, 2007

More Exposé Lost Spoilers

Here are some more Lost spoilers and hints on the Exposé episode. Lost spoilers ahead...stop reading as usual if you do not want to know the future of Lost. ... this is the Lost spoilers blog after all :-).

Losties around the globe will rejoice about this episode. It is not just that Nikki (who's Nikki? - Sawyer) and Paulo ("the Wolfgang Puck from Brazil" - Howard Zuckerman, R.i.P.) are dead and buried. Well at least one. You'll see what I mean.

Nikki with hardly a scratch or nick after Oceanic Flight 815 crashes.


This episode will have lots of flashbacks and not-so-coincidences in the Lost fashion that the Lost spoilers blog readers love. We'll see Ben and Juliet in the hatch just before Locke and company. We'll also learn all about why Paulo was so eager to go to the bathroom earlier this season. The producers made such a grand issue out of it,there had to be more meaning. Nikki and Paulo have a falling out over their stolen diamonds, and basically kill each other with the help of mother nature, or is it Mother Island?

And for the diminishing skate-rs and resurgent jaters, nothing new. But Sawyer does have a runaround, or is it run - in with Nikki, Lost's newest hearbreaker.

Enjoy!



Friday, March 23, 2007

Exposé Lost Spoilers, Season 3, Episode 14

Team Lost Spoilers Blog has returned from its global journey. We'll be tivo-ing last Wednesday and then tune in for the Lost Spoilers Blog spoilers exposé on Exposé :). It's a Paulo and Nikki episode. We learn all about who in the world they are. In the Lost universe everyone is dying to know that ... not.

Last week Jack spurned Kate's advances but did leave hope alive of course. In Exposé do not expect new developments on whether Jack takes back Kate or she hast to go for a rebound fling with Sawyer.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Lost Spoilers: The Man From Tallahassee, Episode 13, Season 3

The upcoming episode of Lost is "The Man From Tallahassee" and this is the Contender's Lost Spoilers blog for this episode - Season 3, Episode 13 of Lost on ABC. If Par Avion was the set up, The Man From Tallahassee is the pay-off. Stop reading now ...... if you do not want to know what is coming up on Lost ........ Oh, also some Par Avion and Season 2 mixed in...

Think John Locke, think back story. Yes, we find out about how Locke wound up paralyzed and see him fit his wheelchair. Kate continues her journey to rescue Jack. She finally makes it to Othersville the suburban enclave of the Others in Par Avion, and she finds another other. Readers of this Lost Spoilers blog have known for weeks now, she is stunned at what she sees when she finally finds her love Jack. If anyone still is interested, no Kate-Sawyer - still in splittsville, not othersville.

Hey Contender, what about Par Avion? The episode is summarized in the Lost spoilers blog article here and the Par Avion spoilers follow-up here. We received confirmation at last that Claire is Jack's half-sister, related through dear old dad, Dr. Christian Shephard. This surprise was hinted at in Lost season 2, the Ana-Lucia flashback in "Two for the Road". Remember that one? It featured Ana-Lucia's adult interaction with Sawyer, Kate's love, besides her other other one Jack. In the Lost Spoilers Blog flashback, here is an old promo for "Two for the Road", now a pivotal episode of Lost history:



Nice perspective on the "romance" of Season 3.

Ok, back to Par Avion, Patchy (Mikhail) tells the Kate-led Jack rescue party that the security barrier is broken. All-knowing Locke decides to test that, with Patchy. Poor Patchy. R.I.P.

And finally, back to the Man From Tallahassee Lost spoilers. The Locke flashback will reveal the circumstances surrounding his paralysis. We see an hospital nurse orderly assist him into the wheelchair, only to be liberated by the crash of Oceanic Flight 815 on the Lost Island. The promos are already up on the web, and here they are. Our friend Doc Arzt was on top of this.

The Canadian promo is pretty interesting. Kate finally makes it to Jack, and is stunned to see him now another Other, and a collaborator in her interrogation. He told her not to come for him - and meant it. As for all knowing Locke, he's in search of another computer to play with... not really... he learned all about the submarine and is determined to get it. Ben, still recovering from Jack's surgery is cornered, gun to head.



The USA promo hypes the John Locke story aspects:



This one will be a roller coaster.

As usual ABC TV has its Lost Spoilers press release with intriguing hints for The Man From Tallahassee. Here are the official ABC spoilers:

"The Man from Tallahassee" - Ben tries to persuade a determined Locke to call off his destructive plan by offering him some of the secrets of the island, and Kate's reunion with Jack does not go off as planned when she discovers that he has made a deal with "The Others," on "Lost," ... on the ABC Television Network.



Sunday, March 11, 2007

More Par Avion Lost Spoilers Videos

We posted the Lost Spoilers summary for Par Avion, Air Mail, a few days ago, and this is an update on it.

As usual, stop reading now if you don't want to know the future of the Lost TV series, or are just a spoil[er]sport ;) Ohhh alright spoil[er]sports always welcome at the Lost Spoilers blog too.

Now, without further to do, the first is a spoilers spot on the Kate-Locke-Sayid-Rousseau-Patchy 40 mile trek across the island. Patchy is playing the mind games with the Losties, as usual. Kate is on to him though, but becomes unsettled when Patchy (Mikhail) drops two not-so-big reveals. One is that Ben is not the "one" the big inspirational "great" founder of the Others. Everyone reading this Lost Spoilers blog of course knew that spoiler weeks ago, but of course Ben still is the on-site leader, with power to pardon. The other is that Kate is not on the list, nor Sayid, nor Locke.

This is the spoilers clue that Patchy is a liar, since actually Kate was on the list and that is why the Others went to great lengths to capture her. Of course Rousseau the all knowing says Patchy is a liar, just like Ben. Then we see at the end of the clip, Patchy's line to Locke. Patchy knew Locke pre-island... Patchy says that Locke "was a pa..." He does not complete the line, but here at the Lost Spoilers blog we can, Lock "was a paraplegic". Here is the TV spot, and Kudos for ABC realeasing such a well-edited tidbit:



Two sneak peaks also are up on Access Hollywood.com.

The first A.H. Lost Spoilers clip, Claire reveals her Par Avion, air bird mail, rescue plan. She recruits Jin, Sun and Charlie to help. And, it does not sound as hare brained ... um bird brained as you may believe. Of course Desmond is around to rain on the parade. Desmond repeatedly has said it is hopeless to try to escape to the outside world. Click through to Access Hollywood Lost Spoilers Clip 1 here.

The second A.H. clip is back on the beach, with Claire and Charlie set for a romantic breakfast of yummy Dharma cereal. Desmond crashes the party with his gun, and is quite unwelcome by Charlie. Desmond invites Charlie to go hunting, but Charlie has made other plans. However, Desmond is insistent, implying another "accident" is coming Charlie's way unless he goes along. Then, all of a sudden, it hits Claire - bird mail. Click through to Access Hollywood Lost Spoilers clip 2.

Meanwhile if anyone cares any longer, Kate continues on her journey to rescue Jack her love. She will catch up to Jack soon, not now, and what she finds will be a blowout. Sawyer, continues his no-white-picket-fence singlehood waiting for his next, um emotionally meaningful, encounter of an adult nature. It will come, after all, this is Lost Season 3, the ratings deprived relationship season.


Saturday, March 10, 2007

Lost Spoilers: Season 3, Episode 12, "Par Avion"

This is the Lost Spoilers blog for "Par Avion", Lost Season 3, Episode 12, on ABC TV. Lost Spoilers revelations are winging their way to you, by air mail, read on.

Claire Lost Spoilers: This episode focuses on Lost's other sex symbol Claire - honoring moms everywhere. Claire and Sun tend to baby Aaron in the beach camp, as shown in the promo photo.



Claire Flashback Lost Spoilers: The flashback explores Claire's teen years as a goth princes sporting pitch black hair as a 17 year old. Is that another Lost number? Well yes, but not terribly significant.

Gothic

Princess


Claire hatches a plan to communicate with the outside world using birds. She thinks it through completely and concludes you can communicate outside by strapping messages to two aves, and releasing them to find their way to civilization, "Par Avion", by Air Mail, get it? In a lot of the world Air mail envelopes are stamped "Par Avion", hence the great title, lick the stamp, seal the envelope and give to the delivery ... bird, "Par Avion".

Birds are fast


Back on the beach, Desmond is incredulous, with gun.


Jack and Claire Lost Spoilers: The spoilers ABC has been hinting at for months, Dr. Christian Shephard, Jack's dad, is cast for the flashback. If this is a Claire flashback, then why Jack's Dad? We finally learn whether Claire really is Jack's half sister. The whispers in our ear say, yes.

Kate, Rousseau, Patchy (Mikhail), Locke, Sayid Lost Spoilers: The KRPLS crew still are on their 40 mile adventure to Othersville, the cult-like subdivision where the Others live. Kate is determined to get there and find Jack her love. As seen in the previews, they go smack up against an awesome security barrier, that looks like Easter Island monuments standing against a vicious intruder. They do get through, although Patchy is quite effective in warning the other Others. Poor Patchy.

While with the search party, Patchy plays mind games on the Losties, like Ben did when he was their captive. In the Canadian promo, Patchy claims a connection with Locke:



For all those looking for ratings relief, still no Sawyer-Kate in site. But, have fear the relationship tension dance will continue.

ABC TV has issued its usual Lost Spoilers press release with the intriguing hints for which they have become renowned. Here are the official ABC spoilers:

"Par Avion" - Claire becomes suspicious of Charlie when he exhibits peculiar behavior after she comes up with an idea that could get everybody rescued. Meanwhile, tensions mount between Sayid and Locke as they continue their trek to rescue Jack, on "Lost," ... on the ABC Television Network.

Sayid is wondering why Locke blew the Flame hatch. Hmmmm. Claire has birds on her mind.

Guest starring are John Terry as Christian Shephard, M.C. Gainey as Mr. Friendly/Tom, Mira Furlan as Danielle Rousseau, Andrew Divoff as Mikhail, Gabrielle Fitzpatrick as Lindsey, Julian Barnes as Dr. Woodruff, Rhett Biles as Officer Barnes, Danan Pere as ER doctor, Anne Elizabeth Logan as head nurse and John Medlen as man at crash site.
The return of Dr. Christian Shephard.


Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Lost Spoilers Clues: "Enter 77", Season 3, Episode 11

This is the Lost Spoilers and clues for Enter 77, Lost Season 3, Episode 10 on ABC TV. This episode was written by Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof and they did not disappoint.

Sawyer, lost no more

In a metaphor for his internal journey, yet again Sawyer gets defeated in a challenge. Lost the poker tournament to Jack and now Lost in the face of Hurley's rousing ping pong performance. After all, Hurley played a lot at the "Institute", er ... "place where I hung out" says Hugo. Sawyer knew he was Lost after the first volley.

The Kate - Sawyer Lost Spoilers for this week really are not spoilers - y if you are one of the thousands paying attention to this Lost Spoilers blog. Sawyer loves Kate and misses her a lot as she explores the island, and he minds the home front, collecting his stash. He lost the ping pong match but is discovering himself.

The best quote was in the Lost Episode 11, Enter 77 Lost Spoilers. Sawyer to Nikki and Paulo the hope from Brazil: "Who the hell are you?" Answers coming soon ... now three weeks, and counting.

Kate, on the path to enlightenment

Locke and Flame Station Lost spoilers - y clues: The eye-patch man was Mikhail Bukunin, a former Ukrainian soldier in the Soviet Union army fighting in Afghanistan. The historic Bakunin was a Russian anarchist living in the 1800 - like an old-style terrorist seeding doubt and destruction. True to his namesake, Patchy - Mikhail weaved a story of a "war" on the Lost island between the Dharma Initiative and the Hostiles, i.e. the Others. Patchy claimed to be the last surviving member of the Dharma Initiative.

Locke the all seeing saw through all the clutter. Computers do not cheat as Mikhail (Patchy) the lying Other said, only humans have that unique ability. So, the chess game was the decryption key to getting access to the secrets of Dharma. Patchy can't play chess, so he never could beat the computer, maybe. In any event, he did not want Locke to get in. He did, and he found the code to enter was 77 if the hostiles, the Others, penetrated defenses and took over the Flame station. One thing Locke learned from the Hatch in Lost Season 2 ... Listen to the Dharma Computer ... press the button. So, Locke figured it out. Patchy and Ms. Klugh (mis-clue) were with the hostile Others ... they had taken over the Flame station... must Enter 77 as the computer and Dr. Marvin Candle requested. Kabooom. Station gone. Or.... if you don't want to learn the secrets yourself Enter 77 ... Complex Locke.

Translation of the Russian language conversation between Patchy and Ms. Klugh on LostPedia:

K: Mikhail. Mikhail! You know what to do. M: We still have another way [out]. K: We cannot risk. You know the conditions. M: There is another way. K: They captured us. We will not give (or let, or betray) [unintelligible]. You know what to do. It is an order. M: We still have another way! K (in English): Just
do it, Mikhail. M: Forgive me. (shoots)

It seems there is another aspect of the Others other credo: When captured, commit suicide.

Sayid the Iraqi commando torturer Lost Spoilers: True to modern day political correctness, the Iraqi commando torturer has to be a complex and deep down sympathetic character, and Sayid toed the party line. The Flame station story paralleled his flashback. In the flashback the Iraqis were stereotypically torturing each other in an analogy to the complexities of real world Iraq. In the flashback, sympathetic Sayid is viewed as repentant, giving mercy to his captive Mikhail, while Frenchwoman Rousseau wants to kill rather than be killed. The Lost spoilers for next week are that Mikhail will follow the Others' brainwashing and take care of business for Rousseau.

What else did we learn? Spoilers, eggs, clues

Patchy and Ms. Klugh were expecting the Losties - as Locke had speculated the first time they saw Patchy on the monitor.

Sawyer misses Kate - splittsville not overville.

The Lost island is BIG - the Kate-Locke-Sayid-Rousseau expedition had been walking for two days. The Lost island is over 40 miles wide - not something that could easily be "Lost", unless it was cloaked, hidden or in another dimension of time and space - Lost Time.

The Creepy Cute Cat: Mikhail had a creepy pet cat named Nadia, after the famous Romanian gymnast. Same name as Sayid's long lost girlfriend. The cat (or another strikingly similar one) also appeared in the flashback as the torture victim's pet.

The Dharma Initiative: Very secret, very smart

The Dharma Initiative: "Would you like to save the world?" Recruiting tool.

The Flame Station: Broken down communication outpost. Beat the chess game and fix it. Enter 77 and initiate the self-destruct sequence if taken over by hostiles. Locke Enters 77.

Locke sees the camera: being watched, but by whom.

Others Took Two Cows: Twins?

Poor Sayid: Tortured by his past and his present, looking to make amends.

Dharma Manuals: Pallet drop instructions, operations manuals.

Flame computer: can arrange a pallet drop, uplink, communicate or self-destruct.

Lost ABC Ratings Spoilers: The preliminary data based on super top secret Lost Spoilers blog data is that the ratings for Lost on ABC rose for Enter 77. However, the Neilson prelim polling data showed a slight decline. What these data mean is the core group of Lost fans returned this week after last week's of decline among the core group, or alternatively the word really is getting around about this Lost spoilers blog and its leaping numbers are not correlating to the wider general audience trend. The theory floated within the inner circle that keeping Sawyer and Kate apart leads to higher ratings and core group interest is gaining data credibility. Under this working assumption, when they come together again, that will spark even greater interest. Another theory is it does not really matter one way or the other and the focus on the relationship this season is a drag on the story development - the general consensus.


More Enter 77 Lost Spoilers

Lost Enter 77 airs later today. Here are some Lost spoilers - y PR photos and hints about the episode:

Sayid and Sammi share a meal on Sayid's Paris restaurant flashback:



After a recovering from Patchy's non-lethal force, Sayid goes on the offensive:



Sayid and Kate explore the new Flame hatch station:



Appearances Lost Spoilers: Marvin Candle (star of the orientation videos) makes another appearance on screen. Also, Ms. Klugh (Mis-clue) and Danielle Rousseau, Alex's mom.

The Flame hatch station is a combination of a residence and farm where the eye-patch wearing Patchy is headquartered. His home. He will weave a lot of revelations in Enter 77 so fasten your seatbelt. It may be misinformation. However, what he will shed light on is the interconnections of the Hanso Foundation, Dharma and the Others. According to TVGuide.com, Patchy is the last remaining survivor of the Dharma Initiative. That means it went bad.

Monday, March 5, 2007

Lost Spoilers: Enter 77, Season 3, Episode 11

This is the Contender's Lost Spoilers for "Enter 77", Lost Episode 11, Season 3. In this episode's spoilers, a new Lost number, 77 enters. That makes it "Enter 77". Great title, checkmate.

This Lost episode has a Sayid flashback, and also focuses on his commando raid on Patchy's domain on the Lost island. Patchy is the resident of the Dharma Flame hatch, with an eye patch. We also know from past episodes that Sayid was in Paris. In this episode what he did there is revealed. We will meet an Iraqi couple living in Paris named Sammi and Farrah.

Sayid, Patchy Lost Spoilers: Patchy is the man who Locke (and Paulo the hope from Brazil played by Rodrigo Santoro) saw on the video feed. Patchy turns out to live alone in an isolated house, with his pet cow. Sayid gives his gun to Kate so she can cover him, while Sayid approaches Patchy unarmed. Being unarmed is to be unthreatening. Of course that is the best possible plan to seem unthreatening, since there isn't a small unthreatening sweet girl like ... uh Kate to send in. So instead they send in the unthreatening Iraqi Commando torturer Sayid, and what happens? Surprise! The big Lost spoilers are, well Patchy does feel threatened. So he shoots Sayid. Then Locke and Kate close in and rescue the nice torturer Sayid from him. Here is a video sneak peak on this scene:



Some of the spoilers for this episode involve the Others. In the aftermath of the commando raid, we start to learn a bit about the Others' purpose on the island, as Locke plays chess on the Flame hatch computer entering 77, might it be? There will be an Internet aspect to deciphering this episode, which will be introduced on Wednesday.

Sawyer Lost Spoilers: Sawyer is single and the old Sawyer back spoilers! He wants his stolen stash and he goes back into the barter business. He challenges the beach Losties to a game of ping pong to get it back from them. Here is a sneak peak of Sawyer having some fun with his friends Hurley, Charlie, Paulo, Nikki, Jin and Sun. In the funniest line, he says to Nikki (Kiele Sanchez) and Paulo, "who the hell are you?" A question a lot of people are asking. Wait 3 more episodes to find out.



ABC has its usual official Lost spoilers press release on this episode. This one is pretty vague, and short.

LOCKE, SAYID AND KATE STUMBLE UPON A STRANGE STRUCTURE AND ITS MYSTERIOUS INHABITANT, AND SAWYER COMPETES IN A PING-PONG COMPETITION IN AN ATTEMPT TO RECLAIM HIS BELONGINGS, ON ABC'S "LOST"

Patchy's house and the Flame hatch. Interestingly, the ball is a practice golf ball, not a ping-pong ball.



Eiffel Tower Image from Wikipeia

Friday, March 2, 2007

Lost Spoilers Central - Have Faith

This will be the first and last time I post on what really goes on behind the scenes at Contender’s Lost Spoilers Blog central… until the next time of course!

After every spoilers post we (you, me and everyone else participating here) get hundreds of comments oh maybe one or two sometimes, that basically say, how in the world did you find out that spoiler? … come on tell me please please please. … it cannot be true… Although we greatly enjoy receiving them, we rarely publish each one since the computer keyboard keys are getting worn out. The answer is the same every time … Hehehe just wait and see … just read what we wrote … or, wanna get someone fired?

(The editor)

The fact is we get literally thousands of reads on each article and cannot begin to say how grateful we are for how huge and energized the Lost TV show community is. And we know for a fact ABC is too despite whatever inaccurate article du jour hits the wires on ratings.

Rest assured each and every one of the Lost spoilers is completely usually 100% verified by our vast real or non-existent network …lol. Let’s not get too worried after all we all are having fun, that is what real Lost spoilers are about. Just look at the track record … pretty darn good. So if you have any doubts in Contender, start having some faith :) we love you too.

Nothing stirred up the dust like the Lost spoilers we posted months ago on the fact that Kate and Sawyer were breaking up. For those of you who do not know, there are bulletin board websites devoted to discussing nuances of the Kate-Sawyer relationship, sometimes called Skate or Skater boards. There also are boards on Kate-Jack (it’s on), Jack-Juliet (it’s on), Desmond-Penny and so on. Nothing pissed off the skaters more than when we broke the spoiler on the Kate-Sawyer splitsville.

Now that that Lost spoiler finally was broadcast in Episode 10 “Tricia Tanaka is Dead" of course, every fair-minded skeptic realizes … have faith in Contender!

Going away for a couple of days so adios, au revoir, shalom, and c u soon!

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Lost Spoilers, Clues, Tricia Tanaka Is Dead, Season 3, Episode 10 - Have Hope Hurley

Have Hope Hurley! That sums it up. We love you dude.

This is our Lost Spoilers guide for Lost season 3, episode 10, “Tricia Tanaka Is Dead”. The spoilers post is a good episode summary (follow the link and scroll down). Below are some spoilers, clues and hope for the future.

(Splitsville.
All you have to do is say sorry.)

Kate and Sawyer Spoilers: Readers of this blog knew about the Lost mid-season correction over a month ago, and in this episode part arrived. Kate and Sawyer split up. In a scene added to this episode, Sawyer refuses to say "sorry". Nevertheless it is pretty clear Kate and Sawyer still have love, but they are split. Sawyer goes for the male bonding adventure with Hurley, Jin and Charlie, while Kate strikes out on her own to join a girl tribe with Rousseau. The real Lost spoilers will be Sawyer will Cowboy up and say "sorry", just like he taught Jin.

(Hurley, keep hope alive)

The recurring theme introduced for the remainder of the Lost season is Hope, and make your own destiny. Hurley delivered this turning point, literally for the plot line, and figuratively for the self-debate going on in the Lost inner sanctum.

Hurley has hope, the Losties have Lost it to the Lost island. In a spiritual journey, Hurley finds the VW hippie van, but the Losties, spirit dead have no hope. Paulo, played by Brazilian hope Rodrigo Santoro, says, "why bother". The Paulo Lost spoilers are that Paulo too brings immense significance as we will learn in a few weeks, think 4.

In the recurring theme, Hurley tells depressed, Charlie (dead man walking) to have hope. He tells Sawyer to have hope the car will start. Sawyer, like Paulo, feels, "there is no hope here". Wrong again.

So, Hurley gets in the van, Charlie riding shotgun. An instant before they hit the rocks and die, the clutch kicks and rock 'n roll time is here again. Strike up the hippie music to fit the hippie van, Three Dog Night and "Shambala".

Young Hurley Lost spoilers: Young Hugo Hurley is thin and has great curly hair. We find out how Hurley got his eating disorder. In the critical moment of his life, he turns the key, and the car won't start. Then his dad played by Cheech Marin packs up and leaves. Dad's last act was to hand Hurley a chocolate bar - that looked suspiciously like the infamous Apollo bars of ApolloCandy.com before the repackaging introduced over the summer in the Lost Experience web game.

Hurley's failure with car repair in the flashback is juxtaposed with the car repair story on the Lost island. This time, Hurley keeps his hope and makes his own luck, rather than relying on the Hurley numbers. The Dharma van that should never start does. A miracle. No gas, rusted engine, but vroooom. The island delivers redemption to Hurley. And Hurley takes Charlie along for the ride.

Van Lost Spoilers: You may have been worrying that nice Hurley hippie van will become a weapon of war, appropriated by Kate for her raid on the Others' cult village to liberate Jack. Don't worry, be happy. Doesn't happen. They choose to walk rather than ride. Why use a car to travel 20 miles, when you can walk, after all ;) ? The Mr. Cluck's van in the flashback flips over in the same position as the VW van when Hurley finds it. And, the delivery guy is on the ground in the same type of position as Rogers the skeleton. Nice transition.

More Hurley Lost Spoilers: We now know how Hurley wound up in or winds up in the mental institution. Hurley had recurring misfortune his entire life. The car wouldn't start. Dad abandoned his family, and leaves Hurley with an eating disorder with his last act. He wins $114,000,000 in the super mega lotto jackpot using the famous Hurley numbers, 4-8-15-16-23-42, and he uses his winnings to buy Mr. Cluck's Chicken Shack, why? He likes chicken of course. But the shack gets exploded by a meteor and bye bye Trica Tanaka TV reporter. His dad returns, but really is after Hurley's money. So Hurley has a mental breakdown, decides to run and give away all the money. Whew, any point in that litany could wind you up in rehab. Excactly how / when that last step happens is for a future revelation.

Turning point Lost Spoilers clues: This episode was about life change, hope and destiny. Charlie's death curse is broken. He sat shotgun and lived. Hurley made his own luck and started the van. Jin loves Sun and will learn English. Hurley has a working car. Sawyer loves Kate in the end, and decides he will say "sorry". Sawyer has his stash re-loaded with beer. And Kate is in the Jungle determined to track down Jack, with Rousseau. Most of all, Rousseau now has hope she will get her daughter Alex back.

Oh, did you notice Sawyer called Charlie a munchkin? Wrong movie ... He's a Hobbit!



Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Lighten It Up Lost Spoilers Hooray

Lost Spoilers Update: Next week is "Enter 77", Lost Season 3, Episode 11 - A Sayid - centric episode and learn what our favorite Iraqi commando torturer was doing visiting Paris (France, not Hilton) anyway. As usual, we'll have all the spoilers for that episode in a few days. The Tricia Tanaka is Dead (Episode 10, Feb. 28) episode spoilers and clues summary will come shortly after the broadcast. Check back soon.

[original]

A number of Lost spoilers and fake misdirection Lost spoilers are floating around the Internet on the upcoming Lost episode, “Tricia Tanaka is Dead”, Lost Season 3, Episode 10 from ABC TV.

Count on us to help you sort it out. So here are the new spoilers bearing the Contender’s Lost Spoilers blog seal of approval, all 100% verified and accurate …. Insert your favorite Not Joke here. And, thanks for sending some in Ms. Anonymous, you know who you are!

In the flashback, Hurley spends a lot of time with his mom and dad, shown here having dinner at his mansion’s pool. This is the mansion Hurley bought with his super mega lotto jackpot millions. Notice the Dharma – esque design on the pool wall.



Hurley loves his cars, but is depressed over how unlucky those darn numbers are, killing poor Tricia and clobbering the Chicken Shack with a meteor. His daddy Cheech is smiling though, and wishes Hurley would not go to Australia. Hurley has a car collection at home in his mansion, including his love, the red baby on blocks in the foreground, and notice the Hummer in the back:


This follows on nicely with the current Lost island story, in which Hurley discovers the VW bus, and Jin and Sawyer help him get it on the road. Here are a few promo pictures:

Roger the skeleton enjoying a Dharma beer:



Vincent the dog is back, after digging up bones, so to speak. He comes running to the beach, giving Roger the skeleton a hand … Er, I mean, with Roger the skeleton’s hand, in Vincent the dog’s mouth, yum. No wonder nobody wants to help Hurley get the car started, after all, poor Roger was the driver.




Hurley is so glad to have Sawyer back, it is love at first sight!



So, now that Sawyer is, um with Hurley, Kate is alone again. But really, Kate embarks without Sawyer on her mission to track down Danielle Rousseau to help out with freeing Jack. Rousseau resists, but the revelation of Alex, who may or may not be her daughter may or may not carry the day :). Tune in later in the season to find out. With a huntress like Rousseau, who needs a trained Iraqi commando torturer like Sayid?


Good thing Roger got himself together, as he gets ready for a drink with his buds Sawyer, Hurley and Jin: